lint babies

When you accidentally cum in your belly button and coincidentally happen to have lint in your belly button and you pick it out.

After picking lint babies out your belly button, your finger will smell like death.

by manure2hi2reed August 12, 2021

token baby

Have you ever seen anyone with marital issues then they have a baby? Well token babies are babies that "save" a couples' marriage.

"I though Sarah and Mike were gonna divorce, now they have a kid?"

"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"

by luchbochep October 6, 2022

Bum/broke baby daddy

My baby daddy

My bum/broke baby daddy is a clown

by Cardi red October 14, 2025

baby

the worst thing to ever exist. It should be legal to drop kick them on sight

friend: I'm gonna have a baby!!!
Me: No *becomes sangwoo*

by godlightyagami December 5, 2020

Nepo Babies

What happened to the best person for the job? It should be the best person most competent person for the job. Is a thing you have said repeatedly. You don't actually care about meritocracy. YOU want preserve your ability to horde opportunities for yourself, your cronies, and your kids. AT THE COST OF EVERYONE ELSE.

Hym "If you don't have a problem with Nepo babies you don't actually have a problem with DEI."

by Hym Iam June 8, 2024

baby flinger

Noun. Person usually a drunken ass hole who acts bad but sucks penis behind closed doors. Tends to throw infants and baby's when their beer or other beverage is spilled.

That fucking baby flinger just threw my son!
That damn baby flinger reminds me of a drunken ass hole that threw a two year old.

by slyhonkeymuthafucka August 21, 2016

Bottom baby

A bottom baby is a person who is always the bottom in the relationship, the little spoon, the one who gets fucked, all that jazz So basically the same thing as a pillow princess

Lisa: “oh look at my little bottom baby”

Cam: “ughh, stop”
Lisa tolled her eyes: “you didn’t seem that mad when I fucked your guts out”
Cam then blushed furiously: “BABE!”
Lisa chuckled: “seee, this proves my point

by Wierdo#100 November 2, 2020