cock waffler

when you shove your cock up someones bum bum nd you waffle around to get it in properly

i gave her a good cock waffler last night

by Cock waffler October 14, 2019

Ganja cock

Not being able to get erect from being under the influence of marijuana.

I smoked a bowl and now I can’t have sex because I have ganja cock.

by Big herm October 14, 2019

stone cock

a hard, erect penis

We make out, then he gives me his stone cock.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 3, 2019

Cock Diaper

wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.

trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J August 11, 2019

Cock-arse

Slang, disrespectful term to describe another person, usually Male, co joins two parts of anatomy usually separate.

You are a cock-arse.

by Adam DeNovo August 12, 2019

Cocks

A cocks is ugly faced person or an irregular shaped person,

Your girlfriend is a cocks

by SpovaGang💕 August 13, 2019

Cock Snogger

Someone who enjoys spending their time passionately kissing the male reproductive organ.

Person 1- "Will Joel be meeting us at the pub tonight?".

Person 2- "No, he's too busy being a cock snogger"

by Classic Kaka August 14, 2019