Rocky Mountain Log Jam

When your partner has to take a shit so you butt fuck them and they have to try and push your dick out with their turd

Me and the wife did a Rocky Mountain Log Jam last night. It was so hot!

by Fatdrunknstupid July 20, 2025

Merry mountain

The act off festively decorating a dog pile of gay men with each other’s penises in each others anuses

Man 1:Hey do you wanna come make a merry mountain with me and some friends

Man 2: what the fuck is a merry mountain

by jjjenther July 23, 2025

Mickey Mouse

A mascot of disney.

Mickey mouse says ''Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,0'-'

by Stella2763 August 12, 2025

Mickey Mouse quarter

Two dimes and a nickel. Called that because they look like Mickey Mouse when you arrange them (dimes for ears, nickels for head)

I’m out of regular quarters, but I have a couple of Mickey Mouse quarters in my pocket.

by Jalsqually August 22, 2025

Minsal Mouse

Minsal it kinda sounds like a mouse

That minsal mouse is huge

by Tryckery August 29, 2025

n-mouth

A downturned smile, usually indicating sadness. N-mouth = the opposite of a smile.

I saw my friend wear an n-mouth and I knew immediately that they sadly broke up :(

by Handsome Kai GG August 30, 2025

Mickey Mouse question

A question regarding a self-evident matter. The Mickey Mouse question is most common among people new to the workplace and privates in the military. Perhaps one might inquire what military rank should they address the civil personnel at the barracks as.

Captain Juntunen, do I have your permission to sneeze?

No more Mickey Mouse questions private Virtanen!

by Urban Gnome September 12, 2025