A pale, spectacle wearing, dead-eyed husk of a man with the body of a pre-pubescent boy. Can be be found on Twitter, orbiting obese feminists with daddy issues, defending their honour and proclaiming their feminist credentials , all while succumbing to the Dunning-Kruger effect while waging their online war against differing opinion in the vain belief that Twitter, and by extension themselves, are politically relevant to wider society.
Physically the soyboy resembles two other species of the genus, the neckbeard and incel.despite denying they have anything in common, and are clearly just as resentful towards those they might call 'conseeervative or centrist, while their incel brethren would use the labels Chad or Stacy,; Functioning adults with jobs, sex lives and hobbies other than playing videogames. All three are tainted by a stench of fungus and cheese from poor hygiene, low testosterone and muscle mass, and dead eyes from all of the antidepresssants they're on.
The soy boy's appearance also has another unfortunate effect of getting them confused for kiddyfiddlers, as they share a common look and style.
As a precaution, most parents of young children give these specimens a wide berth.
Physically the soyboy resembles two other species of the genus, the neckbeard and incel.despite denying they have anything in common, and are clearly just as resentful towards those they might call 'conseeervative or centrist, while their incel brethren would use the labels Chad or Stacy,; Functioning adults with jobs, sex lives and hobbies other than playing videogames. All three are tainted by a stench of fungus and cheese from poor hygiene, low testosterone and muscle mass, and dead eyes from all of the antidepresssants they're on.
The soy boy's appearance also has another unfortunate effect of getting them confused for kiddyfiddlers, as they share a common look and style.
As a precaution, most parents of young children give these specimens a wide berth.
Horatio; get that weirdo away from the school gates!
Gulliver; It's difficult to tell if he's a kiddyfiddler or just another greasy soy boy at war with his own existence.
Gulliver; It's difficult to tell if he's a kiddyfiddler or just another greasy soy boy at war with his own existence.
by Klaatu's Nikto June 20, 2020
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(A play on words based on the Hardy Boys novels).
Ed Hardy Boyz (with a z) can be used to describe two guys at a bar or club, both wearing Ed Hardy shirts, thought to be looking for guys to wrestle for a tag team belt (based on the Hardy Boyz of WWE). You should beware of Ed Hardy Boyz around tables or ladders.
(A play on words based on the Hardy Boys novels).
Ed Hardy Boyz (with a z) can be used to describe two guys at a bar or club, both wearing Ed Hardy shirts, thought to be looking for guys to wrestle for a tag team belt (based on the Hardy Boyz of WWE). You should beware of Ed Hardy Boyz around tables or ladders.
"Man look at those Ed Hardy Boys harassing that waitress, they must be interrogating her for clues."
"Uh-oh, let's stay away from those Ed Hardy Boyz, I don't want to get into a TLC (tables, ladders, and chairs) match at this bar, at least while they're playing my song."
"Uh-oh, let's stay away from those Ed Hardy Boyz, I don't want to get into a TLC (tables, ladders, and chairs) match at this bar, at least while they're playing my song."
by eRoc-of-AAA December 22, 2008
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Matt: Dude, I think Angie's hot. I e-mailed her, sent her a fax and I sent letters to her but she dosn't check either!
Pete: I got this wicked plan.
( Pete whispers plan to Matt. )
Matt: Sweet! Let's go.
Pete and matt run to a public bar where Angie is.
Angie spotted the emo pair.
Matt: *Makes out with Pete*
Angie: *Approaches Matt* Hey.. Wanna go out?
Matt: Sure!
Matt: *Whispers to Pete* I.O.U
Matt: Dude, I think Angie's hot. I e-mailed her, sent her a fax and I sent letters to her but she dosn't check either!
Pete: I got this wicked plan.
( Pete whispers plan to Matt. )
Matt: Sweet! Let's go.
Pete and matt run to a public bar where Angie is.
Angie spotted the emo pair.
Matt: *Makes out with Pete*
Angie: *Approaches Matt* Hey.. Wanna go out?
Matt: Sure!
Matt: *Whispers to Pete* I.O.U
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Marty: "Dude... You came in late this morning, huh?"
Andy: "Yeah, but I was early enough to still get boy band parking!"
Andy: "Yeah, but I was early enough to still get boy band parking!"
by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006
Get the Boy Band Parking mug.The wife of an adult scout. Although these men are amazing, sweet, handy men who can do just about everything they are never around because they are shaping the minds of the future amazing men of the world. Every woman deserves a husband amazing as a boy scout but they should know that they are in for lots of camp-outs, banquets, and time spent in the woods. Not always a bad thing. But you have to be open-minded with nature and trees and non cleanliness of dishes because these are outdoors men and they are worth it.
woman one: "your husband is away AGAIN this weekend?"
woman 2: "yeah I'm a boy scout widow"
woman 1: "you poor thing?"
woman 2: *looks quizically at her friend* "why? he is the best husband in the world. wheres your husband?"
woman 1: "drunk on the couch watching the game"
woman 2: "mine is helping kids become better men." *gives the you fail look*
woman 2: "yeah I'm a boy scout widow"
woman 1: "you poor thing?"
woman 2: *looks quizically at her friend* "why? he is the best husband in the world. wheres your husband?"
woman 1: "drunk on the couch watching the game"
woman 2: "mine is helping kids become better men." *gives the you fail look*
by BoyScout'sGirl January 20, 2011
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Get the 20th Century Boys mug.Boys who have strong opinions on the sole purpose of being "different" when they're really only fishing for attention or are uneducated.
"you know that pick-me boy?"
"oh, you're talking about the black boy who only complains about white girls on his snap story, loves trump, and hates equal rights."
"oh, you're talking about the black boy who only complains about white girls on his snap story, loves trump, and hates equal rights."
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