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baby duty

I can’t get high and eat tacos tonight, I got baby duty.
by anonymous July 2, 2024
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baby one

the first baby of the baby squad. they follow the master feez.
baby one, come this way.
by littlefeez August 4, 2017
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Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025
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darwin baby

Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.
Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.
by Lapey O'Reilly August 1, 2016
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baby

baby is a common nickname used to call your significant other! :) its very wholesome and cute
jared is my baby and i love him so much
by jared is my baby February 1, 2021
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Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.
Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.
by Risky Moth September 7, 2011
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Jidgey baby

A term of endearment for an extremely adorable dog, of smaller stature, that is usually very attached to and protective of his/her owner.
Aww, Bocce is so cute, he is my jidgey baby!

Owner, talking to dog: Are you my jidgey baby?! Yes, you are!
by Jenny_from_the_block May 28, 2013
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