dog

the animal that dad didnt want but still loves and plays with and will always be his best friend.

family: wants a dog
dad: doesnt want a dog
dad and dog: party noises

by edgiestsoup10 December 10, 2020

Mad dog

A mad dog is a sex position in which a male and female pretend to be Americans as they shoot their shots in each others anal cavity

I had such a good time doing a mad dog last night

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Car VS baby dog

One of the worst videos on Youtube

Car VS baby dog exists

by ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 21, 2021

I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.

Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!

by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024

Dog

puppy :)

me: dog
friend: yes

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

dream dog

The floating negative colored spots you observe when your eyes are abruptly deprived from light or when you where blinded by a strong light source e.g. the sun or a flash light.

After accidentally looking at the sun, I couldn't get the dream dogs out of my eyes for half an hour.

by Neb Som February 24, 2017

Green Jello with Hot Dogs

The most delectable treat you can make in Merica’. Seriously, this shit is delicious. Crack open a yard beer of your choice, smear some mustard on your white tank top and enjoy!!

Hay Hank, you making that green jello with hot dogs entree? Fuck yes I am, same shit we had at my sisters wedding. Coincidentally, my wife.

by Greenjellowithhotdogs May 8, 2021