NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!

girl: why did you slap my ass
boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

United nations

When you have an orgy with one person from every ethnicity.

Kyle hosted a United Nations on the weekend.

by BruceMate June 15, 2021

National Tits Day

June 6
The day in which you girlfriend has to send you tits pictures

June 6 is National Tits Day

by Xdxy June 6, 2021

National Post Your Arch Pic Day

Oct. 7, National Post Your Arch Pic Day. Post your arch pic and let them niggas know wassup!!

Boy: Whats today?
Girl: ITS NATIONAL POST YOUR ARCH PIC DAY!!!

by PumpkinSlater21 October 7, 2023

National slap ass day

You have to slap your crush ass on december 6th

: Hey can i slap your ass

: hell yeah it's national slap ass day

by Bountyhunterd12 December 5, 2019

National Tickling Week

This lasts from December 23rd to the 30th. It then recurs from the 1st of January to the 8th.

National Tickling Week is an entire week in which you tickle your MOST ticklish, single , friend for 2-10 minutes a day straight. This person you choose to tickle you must tell them they cannot get mad or you will do it again.

by That person who says stuff...: December 23, 2019

national grandma day

wish your grandma a happy national grandma day. dead or alive.

“dude did you remember national grandma day?” “uh what” “august 21th!” “oh! i’m gonna call my grandma”

by fog09 August 18, 2021