English Teacher Mentality Syndrome

a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.

the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome

by The dark lord herman March 10, 2023

Pneumonoultramicroscopicvolcanoashcloud syndrome

You need to smoke weed all hours of the day even in your sleep!

John: Bro I can't out smoke him he has Pneumonoultramicroscopicvolcanoashcloud syndrome Brad: Shit man.

by Snop_gggg March 10, 2023

Avi syndrome

Avi syndrome is when you despise how you look in the mirror, but cannot look away.

John: "Ugh. I hate my reflection but I can't stop looking at it."
David: "Avi syndrome."

by wurmthewurst March 10, 2023

Reinhardt Syndrome

When a character runs into the enemy team without any support, healers, or other teammates to help them, and then instantly die. Mostly used in Overwatch 2.

Teammate 1: bro, that Reinhardt just charged into their frontline and instantly died. Teammate 2: He just has a really bad case of Reinhardt Syndrome, don’t worry.

by razacc March 16, 2023

Concordia Syndrome

Based on the captain's actions on the Costa Concodia cruise ship, Concordia syndrome is when someone flees a dangerous situation to save themselves over others (even though they are capable of saving others).

Bill: That strong man could've saved those children, but he ran out of the burning building like a coward.

Frank: I know right? I hate cowards with Concordia syndrome. Pricks...

by I write words sometimes March 17, 2023

Fourth-Wall Syndrome

A condition where a fictional character is able to beat the fourth wall, but their meta-awareness becomes debilitating. They will often lose their grasp of the fictional world they live in as they become obsessed with the fourth wall. Other side effects can include but are not limited to, lashing out at the audience, losing awareness of their own fictional world, stress, emotional distress, Borderline Personality Disorder, Depression, etc.

This character, suffering from Fourth-Wall Syndrome, despised his creator, blaming her for every bad thing that ever happened to him.

by GGM_TRM March 17, 2023

safe potty syndrome

The inability to poop anywhere except home.

I can never poop at work or in a public place, due to my safe potty syndrome. I’m always stuck holding it all day until I finally get home. 🤦🏼 ♀️🤷🏼 ♀️

by Sarcastic Blonde March 20, 2023