Resting Bless Your Heart Face

The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.

Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021

ghost buster's face

If you're scared then you have a ghost buster's face!

OMG, you have a ghost buster's face!!

by I am someone! November 12, 2017

Selfie facing

Used to describe highly stylized self portraits that only serve to diminish the subjects credibility.

"Really! Who do they think they are? That photo is just selfie facing".

by ScrumpyDan October 08, 2020

elliott-faced

when you get so drunk you do hood rat shit and sleep on a log

I drank so much that i was ELLIOTT-FACED and slept on a log.

by totslog September 20, 2013

Freckled Fuck Face

That one white annoying-ass sevie on your bus that pisses everybody off to the point of suicide.

That Alex kid is a Freckled Fuck Face.

by Homosexual pickle October 16, 2017

Mum Face

A person with a face like a mum or dinner lady; typically plain, old or generally unprepossessing.

Mum Face (n) or Mum Faced (adj) // Mom Faced (U.S)

Boy #1: That girl has a really hot body.

Boy #2: Yeah, but she's totally mum faced.

by PeaHead October 22, 2013

square face cat

A person that has a square face when they cry. there cry sounds like a cat as in (square face cat)

(Cecil)- “holy fok lena your right big ”
(Lena)- “no I’m not stop saying that”

(Cecil)- “you’re big as fuck”

(Lena) - cries and sounds like a cat and makes a funny face when she cries (square face cat).

by Bumblebeetuna April 15, 2024