Mark Mouthmelter

A drink consisting of root beer and chili flakes. Famously drank by Mannequin Mark in Sticks & Stones 1 and coined as a sort of "exotic drink selection".

"That there's a Mark Mouthmelter! Jone's special recipe for a regular like myself."

"It's root beer with chili flakes..."

by healthlusted March 22, 2026

Minnesota Mouthtrap

A common practice in Minnesota, wherein a person sticks their lingual organ into a receiving participant's anal sphincter, while the receiver subsequently flexes their sphincter muscles to actively clamp the engaged person's tongue. This results in the engaging participant's mouth to be stuck around the anal orifice.

Peter from St. Paul, really liked Betty's backside and asked her if she'd like to try the Minnesota Mouthtrap.

by Tomtombomb85 February 7, 2025

Sweaty Mouse

The grease getter

That boy is the sweaty mouse.

by Big Ocho February 11, 2025

Russian mountain slide

Where you bust a fat nut in a chicks mouth and it comes out her nose then you proceed to slurp it out

Bro I totally slurped a Russian mountain slide out of Becky

by TheBeesinyourapple February 17, 2025

South Mouth

A more friendly approach to the term “Vagina”

“I wish someone would blast some absolute gargantuan stinky beefers right out of their south mouth”

by BEEFER February 20, 2025

Mickey Mouse Politics

The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.

A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.

by ArrBaby February 21, 2025

Poop Mountain

When a party of 2 or more poop in the same toilet without flushing in between use. Ultimately piling up waste.

Dude, I was at the bar last night and walked in on a nasty Poop Mountain. It was awesome.

by DonDictionary February 22, 2025