National Head Day

National head day is a celebrated on January 8th every year, on this day you significant other gives you the sloppiest gluck gluck 9000 to please her man.

Him: You know what today is?
Her: January 8th!
(Both lock eyes)
Both: National Head Day!
(Audible Head Noises)

by Webster Dictionary Officle December 19, 2023

budgie-head

A term used to describe a pompadour style haircut, or something similar in style. Any haircut that looks like a budgie when it puffs up its head feathers.

Reference: Roger Moore

Check out the budgie-head!
That guy's got a mega budgie-head.
Look at Roger Moore's budgie-head.

by Period poo peter October 6, 2023

Lash-head

Someone who constantly loves going out with the lads on a night out on the lash

"Come we hit up pub Friday"
"Yeah mate I'm a proper lash-head"

by Dong-erz February 1, 2018

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

Twin-headed dragon

Also known as the hydra or the double-headed dragon, this involves pooping your guts out and puking your guts out simultaneously. I.e., the fire coming out of two sides at once 😥

Bro: Dude I just got food poisoning and last night I experienced a twin-headed dragon
Bro 2: I hope you had a garbage can... Or a good shower and a change of clothes....

by Jawn stawkton September 13, 2020

Session/Sesh-head

A person who typically always has the sesh on their mind, or otherwise is always at the sesh.
Another accurate representation of a sesh head is also the music video to "mad scene" by Versatile

"Yes boys we need to go on a mission to find the sesh, can't take my mind off that premium jam"
"Yes Johnnie you're such a session/Sesh-head"

by No Waste Gang January 19, 2018

dirt head

Someone with dreads who chooses to look homeless but actually isn’t. A trust-fund young adult with outspoken socialist political leanings and filthy clothes often stinking of patchouli or other incense. Dirt heads can typically be found loitering in small groups, generally with dogs and often with musical instruments. Can often be found busking in urban settings or attending small-venue indie musical acts.

Have you seen Abby recently? She’s a dirt head now. Her armpit hair is dirtier than my nutsac after I wiped my ass back-to-front.

by Uncle Butt March 22, 2023