by Lycaeus April 21, 2024
Get the Spit shine that cockmug. 
Cock and ball torture is a medievil form of torture used around the 1600's. They performed this by grabbing mens "cock and balls" and then ripping them off. This is a brutal method and is strictly banned in all states of the U.S.A.
by Airy6000 August 2, 2022
Get the COCK AND BALL TORTUREmug. When a girl is giving head and won't shut the fuck up - thus making her talking with her mouth full of dick
I didn't know Jordan was a cock rambler until she started telling me her life story with my dick in her mouth.
by S Mill June 6, 2015
Get the Cock Ramblermug. 
Piece of dip shit who can't seem to grow out of his tiny wiener. He is the size of a munchkin from the wizard of oz and has no friends, except his fake hoes on his crusty dusty musty xbox
by ChronicYouthbitch97 December 24, 2022
Get the Bobby cockmug. A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.
Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015
Get the Cockness Monstermug.