Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Achieved only by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Yo! Did you see Gabby’s clam chowder face last night, she was wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

face orgy

The result of heavy, sloppy kissing that borders on the inappropriate.

God just look at that heavy smoochin' goin on there! It looks like a face orgy!

by Bauxb January 2, 2017

Gypsie Sex Face

Its the face the guitarist from Cable Stealing Gypsies makes when he's playing a solo. It looks like he's having sex with his guitar

Tasha "it looks like the dude with the red guitar is about to orgasm?"

Abby "oh, that's just the gypsie sex face"

Tasha "its magical. It really takes me to another place. Maybe a rock 'n roll orgy at Keith Richards house or something"

by tamepanda November 22, 2011

Face-Rapist

An aggressive kiss reminding you of the awkward turtle moments of puberty

John totally face-raped me on the dance floor, it was gross! He's such a face-rapist.

by UndercoverOrca August 10, 2016

Two Face

Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.

Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I Two Faced her.

by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020

naval face

When a face has been blown off and looks like a gaping hole of a belly button.

He's got a case of the 'naval face'.

by Vaginal_Secrections July 2, 2017

Fuck Face

A person whom oozes ignorance, and does so with an open mouth and a closed mind.

"Did you hear what Bob did to BooBoo?"

"No."
"He slept with her sister!!"
"That Fuck Face!!"

by ThatOneBitchWithTheRudeNames April 2, 2015