dog wedding

An actual wedding for canine companions especially in the case of a "shotgun wedding" for dogs. Not harmful to any dogs or witnesses and typically happens in parts of the country where premarital relations are frowned upon.

I got to attend two dog weddings when I was growing up in the Bible Belt since "dogs are people too therefore dogs shouldn't have puppies out of wedlock".

by M.O.H.I.O.M. March 8, 2021

Dank Dog

Dank Dog will rape anything within sight. He will even rape his owner to show his dominance. Dank Dog is above all others, and is the king of dogs.

Look at Dank Dog rape his owner.

by harry the rich March 19, 2022

bone-dog

n. insignificant, symbolic monetary work bonus; a "bonus" in name only

adj. intended to pacify with money: as in "throwing a dog a bone"

Tiffany was looking forward to her Christmas bone-dog; Tiffany was always disappointed in her office's bone-dog approach to quarterly bonuses.

by Slater29 March 25, 2011

Met Dog

Police officers who wait at train stations to check if you're free loading.

I'm not getting off here, there are Met Dogs here

by DeliciousDogga November 8, 2016

will-dog

Top donny with that dapper style. Pro fortnite boss man. Man pulls bare bitches with his pro gamer skill. Hosts many controversial opinions but one thing is for sure. This man has one big bunda

My brother will-dog

by Ollie pizza November 20, 2020

dog drink brown edition

a special drink made from blending dog shit and mixing in dog piss and then putting it into a cup.

guy 1:this dog drink brown edition tastes SOOO good.

guy 2 :yeah I agree.

by Greypupy August 14, 2021

Dog Poop Shoot

A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.

Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!

by RetardDestroyer69420 August 28, 2020