Cat Soup with extra Dog Gravy

The best consumption to have with you daily dose of Bean consumption

My Cat Soup with extra Dog Gravy was cold

by Doodlebobber2881 June 12, 2021

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

Adultery Dog

The dog your dad buys for you after cheating on your mother/family in an attempt to reconcile the relationship.

Barry’s dad just got a new adultery dog for him after cheating on Barry’s mom with her sister for the last six months.

by Owen66 July 15, 2025

Dog

Feet

Get those dogs off me!

by :insert skull here: August 14, 2023

raw dog it

doing something with absolutely no plan whatsoever

“how do you balance work, school, sleep, and a relationship?”

“honestly i’m not sure. i kind of just raw dog it”

by i<3milfs1717 October 12, 2022

fierce dog

An aggressive gay male who prefers to bottom.

Most straight guys are fierce dogs; they take control during sex, but just want to bottom.

by brendanity January 16, 2009

dog

no its just a sex toy

no my dog is a sex toy

by Sex is like math: You add the March 29, 2019