hard as balls

something that isn't very hard at all (cause balls aren't hard?)

Person 1: I ran a marathon the other day.
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Hard as balls!

by aidanterrenceronaldhuntjungleb July 23, 2021

Ball twist

The ball twist is an ancient move that used to be move in a role of fighting. To do this move you would require 2 people against someone else as 1 person bends over the other person should twist there smelly nutsac releasing a awful stench to the 1 person knocking them out.

Person 1 : Quick bend over so I can do the ball twist!

Person 2 : Alright I haven't showered in weeks this will be good!

by Official Urban Dictuary July 24, 2021

Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds

Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds

by Masonwinter July 26, 2021

Blue Balls

When you're the first person to use a Porta-Potty after it's been pumped and the shit you take splashes down so hard the liquid in the Porta-Potty dyes your testicles blue

I had to take a massive dump and that Porta-Potty ended up giving me blue balls

by SativaCyborg710 July 26, 2021

Burger Balls

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male balls look like they’ve been hit deep over 6 times with a meat tenderizer. Usually, but sometimes related to burger dick. Mostly related to men who buy really small Jean shorts and don’t wear undies for a layer of protection between the denim and scrote.

Cara had to lay off the jorts because the burger balls were starting to be bothersome.

by Deepration July 29, 2021

Obama balls

The smooth and perfect balls of the man that appears to have no surname.

i think im addicted to watching Obama balls torture vids

by Castery July 29, 2021

red balls

Having so much sex as to the point where it’s painful. It’s reported 99.999% of urban dictionary users have never and will never experience red balls.

Holy shit! Jeremy got red balls last night!
J - Yeah and it hurts like hell.

by filmcomic July 30, 2021