SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)

Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.

T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?

Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..

T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.

Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.

by Stoney69 April 23, 2021

Ipologithicallont syndrome

eye-paul-oh-gull-ithic-al-unt-sin-drum The fear of the Iffy's, Iffy's are the questionable figures who rome in your home.
HIDE FROM THEM IF YOU HEAR FOOTSTEPS AND NO ONES AWAKE! Why? They will kill you! Hurry and run.

"i never knew you had Ipologithicallont syndrome."
"i never knew you had a fear of Iffy's."

by Lala Sadii July 6, 2022

Fitz syndrome

A syndrome in which you switch games a ridiciously low amount of time

Yo that jobi guy has the fitz syndrome, he's constantly switching games to play.

by BillFromLidl July 9, 2025

solana syndrome

when u lie for no reason just like sza

u just be lying unprovoked, must be solana syndrome

by threetimesone April 18, 2021

The Chaos Syndrome

Someone that has this displays vast knowledge and depth on a topic they barely even know about and once they get opted out, they start to become defensive using statements like "thats not what i meant", "i didnt noticed that on the first place", etc.

They mostly appear on small group discussions where they try to crash in on the conversation head-on and end up a very interesting discussion into chaos.

I can't stand people like this, having the chaos syndrome

"why do they not explain it"
they don't need to..
"but i want to see it"
use your fucking imagination
"why doesn't he use all of his forms"
budget

It's so tiring. If you don't get how tv shows work or plots in general, don't criticize or review it. You clearly aren't qualified for it.

You can either like or dislike the thing
but don't act like you know something is wrong

by thatdiscordasianguy September 19, 2020

Rnd syndrome

Randy syndrome is when a cruel counselor like guy one who is or is not an actual counselor. Could be a skater guy old man with a dog or the hipset guy who writes pork reviews for the pirate's pigster pinstripes paper.

My names amanda and i have rnd syndrome and I'm a counselor to get over my own fag like insecurities and will direct everything about you to make myself feel like a man

I have randy syndrome and I like to put my gerbils in bag at school and let them out in my crush desk only to see his face expression.

by 3l3v3nth demension June 8, 2022

Joey Aquinde Syndrome

When you dick ride the best team in sports.

After the patriots won, Frank came down with the Joey Aquinde syndrome.

by Bran671 January 15, 2018