A white tear ran down my leg

A sarcastic phrase used to mock a moment that is intended to be sad, sentimental, or "deep," but instead comes across as forced or unfunny.

It is a cynical play on the classic expression "a tear ran down my cheek."

The speaker signals that they are completely unmoved by the situation and are instead reacting with crude, mock-sensitivity.

Friend A: "And that's why I think my breakup is actually a beautiful tragedy..."

Friend B: "Wow, man. That was so moving. A white tear ran down my leg."

by Cynitalia February 6, 2026

The White Hand of Sauron

The act of receiving a blow job while standing and the blow job giver kneeling on both knees. Just before climax, the man comes into his hand and stamps the kneeler on the face and says “Whom do you serve-“

The receiver responds “Saruman!”

“Gave my girl The White Hand of Sauron last night.”

by PhilboBagginses March 7, 2026

Walter White

Methamphetamine.

Yo I got that Walter White you want to do a line?

by Ik1ll3dy0urm0m@ndd@d March 15, 2026

Basic white girl

Someone who follows trends set by white girls

Grecia Quijije is a basic white girl

by Grecia’s brother August 3, 2025

possibly white

Almost certainly not white.

CNN has described the assailant as "possibly white", so keep a look out for an African American or Middle Eastern man.

by gordon fastback August 8, 2025

skyler white

Tells her husband to not spend any money to make his story convincing but buys 20 cigarettes.

"have you watched breaking bad?"
"yeah I love that show who is your favorite character?"
"skyler white"
"Fuck you."

by walterwhitefan August 24, 2025

Singing White Boy

A white boy that puts on an act to be hood, but he’s not about that life; A white boy who changes his hood act to a regular personality in different predicaments

Harper: “Hey Gabby, do you like connor?”
Gabby: “No… He’s a Singing White Boy.”

by pandalover222 September 19, 2025