Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 28, 2022

GET THE DOG

If your ever fucking chasing that 3 metered flatty you'd say "oh fuck me get the dog!"

"OI CUNT GET THE DOG!"

by anonymous July 16, 2023

cayuga chili dog

When someone crazy pissed of at someone else, and takes a shit on the hood of their automobile.

Cayuga refers to Cayuga, IN. where such things happen, given the right company.

I never seen him that crazy. Apparently he was so pissed off at that bitch bartender, he took a shit on the hood of her Chevy pickup truck/ He called that work of art the 'Cayuga Chili Dog'. Not too firm, not too soft, just right.

by tippy24 October 1, 2017

Dog shit

Means your not good at something trash and bad and have no talent

During my game of call of duty my friend got tired of the other team not putting up an challenges so he called them dog shit

by Natasha Romanoff March 8, 2021

dogs

A slang word for feet, commonly used amongst British youth.

Ewww John put the dogs away, no one wants to see your crusty toes

by malcolmisepic October 25, 2022

Temu dog

A large rabbit

Look at that temu dog over there, its huge.

by sniff my toes September 22, 2023