wizard dog

a dog with fluffy, floppy ears, furry coat, friendly personality, and an all-around nice dog.

a golden retriever that is so cute, awesome or just lazy, old wizard dog.
"man you have some wizard dog".

by campbell rees October 15, 2008

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National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 02, 2023

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Crumb dog

Giving a blow job to an individual with a gluten allergy after earlier or while eating cookies or other gluten filled food items with the intent of secondary swelling and an enhanced size of the erection

My husband has struggled with erections lately but luckily he's gluten intolerant and I can give him a crumb dog

by aqua bandit August 19, 2024

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Johnny mad dog

An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs

Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get

Johnny Mad dog just knocked of my missus and my dog the crazy old bloke

by Mad dog watchers November 19, 2023

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