A zone most treacherous. Deep in the corn maze, you are thirsty and afraid. A dense fog shrouds your judgement but the promise of beer compels you. The maze strikes another blow, you arrive at a checkpoint but only soda and light snacks are available for purchase. Your spiral into a crippling despair is now complete. The corn maze has claimed you.
mate, who thought butt chugging was a good idea before tackling this corn maze? All of my usual abilities are hindered, we will likely die here.
Dude I know. We should have taken a hamm jamm instead, for strength and clarity.
Dude I know. We should have taken a hamm jamm instead, for strength and clarity.
by marcsu October 20, 2018
Get the corn mazemug. I asked her if she was wearing panties, she said no. I then asked her What she was doing and she said corn kayaking.... Sexy!
synonyms: poop. shit,crap,dookie
relative words: corn, kayaking,kayak
synonyms: poop. shit,crap,dookie
relative words: corn, kayaking,kayak
by UnknowableOne June 21, 2016
Get the Corn kayakingmug. by Bigjohnsanuderas November 10, 2016
Get the Corn Douglasmug. A guy who's signature move is to finger the asshole before he sticks it in. Especially a corn master if the girl isn't even on her period.
Girl 1: "I can't even remember what happened last night, but it sure hurts to walk."
Girl 2: "Oh I saw you go to the bedroom with that corn master Liam"
Girl 1: "Aw man he definitely fucked my ass"
Girl 2: "Oh I saw you go to the bedroom with that corn master Liam"
Girl 1: "Aw man he definitely fucked my ass"
by cornmaster69 December 4, 2013
Get the corn mastermug. 1. Chunky semen, usually a consequence of masturbating at anime.
2. A tasty snack that is often found at your local supermarket.
3. When you add 1+2.
2. A tasty snack that is often found at your local supermarket.
3. When you add 1+2.
1. Today the doctor took a sample of my creamed corn.
2. Honey, will you please get some creamed corn from WalMart?
3. The answer to this equation is creamed corn.
2. Honey, will you please get some creamed corn from WalMart?
3. The answer to this equation is creamed corn.
by THICCsnapper May 30, 2018
Get the Creamed Cornmug. A flexible term that can be assigned to any dude, douche waffle or 'taint lick that likely sports below average size man junk.
by ChodeBucket June 5, 2018
Get the Baby Cornmug. When having sex with a girl, pull out right before ejaculation and finish on to a stick of corn on the cob. Then make her eat said cob covered in your baby gravy.
My girlfriend was horny and hungry last night. Gave her some Children Of The Corn, killed two birds with one load.
by LetsPlayFootsies June 11, 2022
Get the Children Of The Cornmug.