Skip to main content

Wasted

When someone has had way too much alcohol and he/she can barely tell their ass from a hole in the ground.
"Look at that wasted guy....it took him twenty seconds just to light a cigarette"!
by LAZI August 8, 2017
mugGet the Wastedmug.

Waste o' Shoe

Skateboarding term meaning a pointless trick or flip.

With the skateboard griptape being abrasive, it wears down on the shoes and even cuts laces when performing tricks.

Skaters often use this term when they're asked to perform a trick that they class as easy or amateur.
Sid: "Go on Luke, do a kickflip!"

Luke: "Fuck that, I'm onto Tre's and Backsideflips now."

Sid: "Oh come on!"

Luke: "No! They're a waste o' shoe!"
by SkaterKate September 12, 2009
mugGet the Waste o' Shoemug.

Mitchell Bourner Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
__________

Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024
mugGet the Mitchell Bourner Wastedmug.

whitney wasted

(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.
Man, I got Whitney wasted last night and it was the best night of my life.
by MerriamWebster28 February 1, 2014
mugGet the whitney wastedmug.

Waste Fee

a charge by someone for someone else wasting there time
I'm going to charge you a 5% waste fee for wasting my fucking time
by gcskyway August 2, 2025
mugGet the Waste Feemug.

Waste, abuse and fraud

(To be abbreviated waf): what the us and Canadian governments do w my taxpayers money.
Why are we talking about waste, abuse and fraud?
by Sexydimma October 29, 2024
mugGet the Waste, abuse and fraudmug.

Meg wasted

A state of being drunk when you are 1 drink off the floor
by Ninina September 21, 2019
mugGet the Meg wastedmug.

Share this definition