When someone has had way too much alcohol and he/she can barely tell their ass from a hole in the ground.
by LAZI August 8, 2017

Skateboarding term meaning a pointless trick or flip.
With the skateboard griptape being abrasive, it wears down on the shoes and even cuts laces when performing tricks.
Skaters often use this term when they're asked to perform a trick that they class as easy or amateur.
With the skateboard griptape being abrasive, it wears down on the shoes and even cuts laces when performing tricks.
Skaters often use this term when they're asked to perform a trick that they class as easy or amateur.
Sid: "Go on Luke, do a kickflip!"
Luke: "Fuck that, I'm onto Tre's and Backsideflips now."
Sid: "Oh come on!"
Luke: "No! They're a waste o' shoe!"
Luke: "Fuck that, I'm onto Tre's and Backsideflips now."
Sid: "Oh come on!"
Luke: "No! They're a waste o' shoe!"
by SkaterKate September 12, 2009

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024

(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.
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