Waste of life and space

Todd

Dude, stop being such a waste of life and space or for short Todd

by ToddIsNotEvenReal October 25, 2018

Wasted

Getting so fucked up that the following happen: vomiting, blacking out, not being able to stand, cannot walk straight, feeling like death, going numb, incredible stupor.

Guy 1: Yo did you see that guy outside of the dorm last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he high fived me and went back to puking.
Guy 1: Dude he was SO WASTED.

by Outdoorsman8k August 20, 2017

national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!

girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!

by kankei October 11, 2022

soup wasted

When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into her homemade soup without telling you and pass out during a family dinner!

Look at Shanda over there, she passed out in her bowl! She must be soup wasted!

by Papford September 24, 2021

Don’t waste your face

When playing brass, this phrase means to quit playing so much so you don’t get tired.

“Hey! Quit playing all those scales right before recording. Don’t waste your face!

by IckaBickaBoo April 24, 2025

waste-oid

a Detroit original: a person currently living in, or who has lived in a wasteland. Can be described as an over-eager-suburbanite who desperately wants to be part of the city, and usually claims to be from part of the city, despite obvious social and cultural differences that make it apparent that they are NOT from the city. Marshall Mathers.

The record store was temporarily closed due to a fight that had broke out earlier between two waste-oids argueing over the last ICP cd.

by Mel March 4, 2005

waste dot want dot

Alludes to oft bizarre inclination of indefinitely linking to various sites not even of remote note

Waste dot want dot, story of my life.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008