The act of masturbating oneself into a near coma. Blood wanks occur as a result of massive sexual frustration and unobtainable relief. Hordes of comic book collectors have drawn blood in frenzied orgies of embittered masturbation on an almost daily basis. The only way to cure a blood wanker is take him to a brothel and get him everything he needs.
by Lolo Bolo January 8, 2008
Get the blood wankmug. Literal meaning : to take a w'hole'y satisfying and long lasting wank.
Actual meaning : a matter of far less consequence than it is made out to be.
Actual meaning : a matter of far less consequence than it is made out to be.
penelope : Hey Sal! Did u hear?? Tori's back!! Guess its like they say...once u go black you never go back!
penguin man : Awww cmon man!! Now hes gonna know I told u he watches Tori Black porn!
penelope : So what?? BIG WANK!
penguin man : Awww cmon man!! Now hes gonna know I told u he watches Tori Black porn!
penelope : So what?? BIG WANK!
by miscellanious acrobat January 1, 2010
Get the Big wankmug. The act in which a male places his erect penis in between a womans breasts and then the woman pushes them in out towards the erect penis. The man rubs his penis up and down the chest causing a perl neclase to leave the mans bell end, and form around the front of the chest of the woman. During such a proccess the woman does not orgasm
After making my cliterus intense, i repaid him by giving him a tit wank, him being so generous offered me a pearl neckless also for which i repaid him with head.
by JakeDaniels September 22, 2005
Get the tit wankmug. The masturbation used right before having sex. Used to ensure that a cock-slap does not occur. As made famous by The Inbetweeners.
by kiillrz December 18, 2011
Get the Tactical Wankmug. The act of masterbating in secret without anybody noticing. Usually done behind a bush or whilst peering through a gap in the blinds, looking directly at the subject of your filthy attention. A real art when perfected.
I saw a cracking looking girl on the sidewalk outside my house yesterday and couldn't resist knocking off a crafty wank from my bedroom as she stood there!
by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006
Get the crafty wankmug. A) A person who tricks young women into having sex with them, by telling him he is a porn executive. In all reality he is not.
B) A kick ass dude who forces women to lick his asshole.
B) A kick ass dude who forces women to lick his asshole.
by Dai Xen September 8, 2008
Get the Frank Wankmug. The art of playing twiddly crap sounding guitar solos , often with frantic wrist action , hence the comparison to wanking .
by jess November 15, 2004
Get the fret wankingmug.