A toad vampire is a person who is likely to be swearing at girls using the phrase ''shut the fuck up'' considering himself a king and the king of games in which makes him the loser of all games and low self of steem mostly a man with a small doodle , smaller then all the other boys who have been inside of puchero and dumped a bag of dumb nuts off and left her selfless and recklessly in danger of people around her
Girl : Did you see that guy the other night trying to hit on that girl and got shut down cause she could tell he had something wrong with him , so the guy and his autistic friend decided to play games which was very out of fashion for Nike shoes at the time in his psychedelic form of retardation.
Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
Get the Toad vampiremug. Somebody who is not creative by themselves but gets more creative when they are working with a partner even if the partner doesn’t do that much except pitch ideas
by Mr.braindead February 9, 2023
Get the Creativity vampiremug. by King Monkey UK October 9, 2008
Get the Spunk Vampiremug. A blood sucking creature, usually very beautiful (Only the Men). They are very very triggered when they can smell blood and wanna suck it all out.
Person1: Yo dude I wish I were a Vampire
Person2: Why?
Person1: So I can have a dayly sucker
Person2: You are strange dud
Person2: Why?
Person1: So I can have a dayly sucker
Person2: You are strange dud
by Lil bitch that has a ditch May 27, 2020
Get the Vampiremug. A term for the skin texture of transfemmes on HRT, with their skin typically looking lighter, smoother, and ambiguously younger compared to the usual progression of skin aging for women in their age range.
Trans Vampire Skin is also a revealing feature of a boymoder, with their skin being jarringly different compared to the men around them.
Trans Vampire Skin is also a revealing feature of a boymoder, with their skin being jarringly different compared to the men around them.
1: Wait, Lara is almost 30? I thought she was, like, an undergrad?!
2: That's that Trans Vampire Skin at work!
2: That's that Trans Vampire Skin at work!
by EMPLOYEE 472 May 31, 2022
Get the Trans Vampire Skinmug. damon
stefan
elijah
kol
rebekah
caroline
katherine/katerina
nadia
elena (not for long)
mikael
enzo
finn
paige (i think)
lexi
silias
amara
stefan
elijah
kol
rebekah
caroline
katherine/katerina
nadia
elena (not for long)
mikael
enzo
finn
paige (i think)
lexi
silias
amara
by petrovsblood January 18, 2022
Get the Vampiremug. Eating a girl out while she is on her period
by Theristy1178 November 26, 2023
Get the period vampiremug.