ultimotheism

Ultimotheism is the belief of all current religions being true, and possibly even some interactions between the gods not stated in the texts.

Non-spiritual guy who says he is spiritual: what religion are you?
Ultimotheism believer: Yes.

by ControlledLust October 13, 2022

Ultimate baller shooter 4000

Its a super ultimate gun that sounds "baller"

-IM GONNA KILL YOU

-no. I have my Ultimate baller shooter 4000

by Baller shooter 4000 developer November 14, 2022

Ultimate Driving Test

Must be done with a partner, preferably a significant other.

One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.

Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.

Jenny tried the ultimate driving test with her boyfriend and ended up breaking her arm, she says it's the best sex she's ever had, though.

by Morgan_Rose99 November 17, 2022

Ultimate Frisbee

Ultimate Frisbee is the most ass and gay sport. The players of the game love the game even though it is the most counter-intuitive shit ever. I mean, you STOP when you catch the frisbee??? Also the name is stupid too. They really had to say how the game was ultimate.

Don’t you hate ultimate frisbee?

by average heretic March 8, 2023

ultimatatum

The same thing as an ultimatum when you are editing a Dear Abby article at 3:00 AM.

Dear Abby: My boyfriend gave me an ultimatatum.

by Mr CPE March 31, 2023

Ultimate BFG

Ella Macmillian

I cannot you are going to prom with the Ultimate BFG

by BFG holder April 5, 2023

ultimacality

The ultimate form of a technicality

Everybody knows that Donald Trump is going to get off on an ultimacality there we go

by Shayn Muir April 18, 2023