Midwest Uber

The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.

I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.

by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022

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Ubered

Noticeably high on a controlled substance more strong than alcohol or marijuana.

geeked trippin tweeked zippedzoomin

Dude, that crazy looking guy that just ran up to your car naked and screaming was clearly ubered!

by Dawn from Queens July 12, 2017

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You just “Next-Leveled” being red-faced, nostril-flaring, spit-talking, stammer, stammer Yella-hammer, mad - that’s all it is. It’s a couple of rings below: “…( send him to)…the hospital not the morgue”

When I found out my deadbeat brother-in-law had stolen my Glock pistol & around $3000 of my hidden cash around the house, had I been able to find him, not even his dental records would’ve helped to ID his sorry ass then, I was UBER-PISSED

by 15/15RcrdHldr August 27, 2022

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Ubered

"Ubered" is when you've been fucked over by the rideshare company Uber.

There are various ways this can happen. For example:

1) Investing property and time into becoming an Uber driver, only to realise you're working for way less than minimum wage.

2) Being "deactivated" by Uber and having your income instantly cut-off for unfair reasons.

"I've sooo been Ubered! I made lots more during my first 2 weeks! What's going on?".

"Huh?! Why can't I sign on?! I didn't drive erratically! I've been Ubered!"

by RideshareLingo May 15, 2019

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Uber Goober

A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.

Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.

by heepee May 25, 2008

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