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Uber-Pissed

You just “Next-Leveled” being red-faced, nostril-flaring, spit-talking, stammer, stammer Yella-hammer, mad - that’s all it is. It’s a couple of rings below: “…( send him to)…the hospital not the morgue
When I found out my deadbeat brother-in-law had stolen my Glock pistol & around $3000 of my hidden cash around the house, had I been able to find him, not even his dental records would’ve helped to ID his sorry ass then, I was UBER-PISSED
by 15/15RcrdHldr August 27, 2022
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Ubered

"Ubered" is when you've been fucked over by the rideshare company Uber.

There are various ways this can happen. For example:

1) Investing property and time into becoming an Uber driver, only to realise you're working for way less than minimum wage.

2) Being "deactivated" by Uber and having your income instantly cut-off for unfair reasons.
"I've sooo been Ubered! I made lots more during my first 2 weeks! What's going on?".

"Huh?! Why can't I sign on?! I didn't drive erratically! I've been Ubered!"
by RideshareLingo May 15, 2019
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Uber pooljacked

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.
I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.
by NycPas November 9, 2018
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Uber

A massive twink, yet denies they are one. Whilst it is extremely obvious they are hiding it.
A person in a certain discord server who I have a bone to pick with (also a massive twink)
Person 1: "You see Tyler over there? He's such an Uber."
Person 2: "Yeah, he tries to hide it too but he's so bad at it.
by celeritas lucis February 22, 2024
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Midwest Uber

The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.
I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.
by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022
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Uber sketch

Based of sketchy Uber drivers, this term is used for describing a sketchy situation or something that happened without a reasonable explanation.
Grant: Yo have you seen Michael?
Sam: He left with some Senior girl
Grant: uber sketch
by Sammybabbs January 22, 2019
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uber gay

When you lost your wallet and they dont even give you the nepali drivers number and say give 24 hours, wtf
BOI I HAD MY CREDIT CARD IN THERE WTF UBER GAY!!!!!!!!!
by UBER dont give my my wallet an January 10, 2019
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