Twatching

Tweet watching. Basically a twitter stalker.

James: My ex keep on twatching. Its so annoying.

by Twatching March 5, 2015

Twamp

A sac-o-weed that costs $20

'We bought a twamp, loaded up the bong, and puffed away'

by Emily and Melinda (two white girls who be down) March 21, 2003

twat pocket

also known as a " sausage wallet " or " buffalo gums " or " rooster jaws "

The meat drapery displayed by LaShawntay was a perfect example of a twat pocket. I will pass on that dinner roll

by www.icoremusic.com March 18, 2004

twinkle twat

Vaginal deodorant to mask the smell of menstration and / or other nasty odours

She must be wearing twinkle twat with that strange aroma of perfume

by rob Hogarth September 13, 2007

twarty vagitus

A fetish,in which the wearer dresses in a pigeon suit and poo-poos on historical landmarks.

You dress as a pigeon and poop on historical landmarks..you have got twarty vagitus!!

by Stephen from hampsted heath July 14, 2004

Twatter

A person fond of frequently publishing over-indulgent twitterings which saturate their followers' pages to the point where they remove all contact and leap from the nearest fifteenth floor.

Example 1: Mother fucking Teresa will that Stephen Fry ever shut the fuck up the fucking twatter?

Example 2: Have you read that over-indulgent twitter from Sam Crawford? He's obviously a twatter.
The hypocrisy of his status update was evident when he wrote a second example which fruitlessly attempted to define the word Twatter.

by rascal fumed row February 24, 2009

twatted

This is a British phase and is used in the past tense, it means that one beat-up another, however it is also used to descirbe a single yet dramatic hit.

"This chav was all up in Dean's face, so he twatted him, right between the eyes"

by Junyar-Kuro May 1, 2009