Turtle Bag

Similar to a Tea Bag, a Turtle Bag is when you have a Turtle Head and hover it in there mouth. But instead of dipping it in and out you spin 360s so shit is spread around there teeth, lips, etc...

Joel: Ugh, I was totally Turtle Bagged by Aden yesterday...My face looked half brown he spread it around so much...

by LilAWIII June 15, 2011

turtle eating

Plain and simple a blow job

My girlfriend choked while turtle eating last night.

by Johnfmjr July 25, 2006

Turtle Runs

Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.

I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.

by Thomas Beer December 19, 2007

Turtle Flop

This word is used as an insult that in turn means retard or fag

"BOB"
"what?'
"you fucking turtle flop"

by Tyler Rice February 22, 2008

Turtle Claw man

a shelled man with a claw named Zac Neil Smith that lives in yukon oklahoma who drives a 72 buick shell with a 400 big claw

Zac Smith is amoung the few turtle claw man living today

by A&G1234 July 10, 2009

turtle undercover

When someone is a turtle but is an undercover turtle

Turtle undercover: I'm a turtle undercover

Turtle: shut up

by شمسية January 2, 2015

Turtle House

A way of referring to a Whore House in a conversation.

"Man lets head to the turtle house after school!"

by BananaMagnet November 27, 2020