Turtle Whore

Women who tease excesivly but are slower than old people fucking to give out.

Katie is such a Turtle Whore

by Rawr Cookie February 15, 2006

Jade Turtle

A Jade Turtle is special sex act performed on a man provided at an Asian massage parlor. The masseuse, dripping a small amount of oil onto the mans flaccid penis, gently squeezes the foreskin over the head, pinching it loosely with thumb and forefinger. The opposite hand then tickles the balls or nipples until the penis becomes erect, pushing and poking out of the foreskin like a curious turtles head.

'Man, I stopped at this Asian Massage parlor last week, and before I got my happy ending, the masseuse gave me a Jade Turtle!"

by Dr Knob September 24, 2010

turtle butter

a condition for males in which their balls become very sweaty

after a long hot day i realized i had a bad case of turtle butter

by GingerKing1 June 2, 2011

turtle slap

Turtle Slap is when someone slaps your turtle, so you have to retaliate with a slap that only a turtle would wish for.

If you slap my turtle again, I'm going to TURTLE SLAP you!
If you touch my turtle's shell again with your palm, I'm going to TURTLE SLAP your ugly face.

by Joshilini June 29, 2007

sea turtle

a really ugly girl that isnt quite as ugly as a swamp donkey, but damm she is dank!!

man check out that sea turtle!
im gonna get really drunk tonight and hit that sea turtle up!!

by steven tyler konken May 4, 2008

water turtle

My favorite type of turtle.

Hmm, that's a happy water turtle!

by Chris Z February 20, 2005

Turtle Tug

As a last resort to resolve an argument, An all out Tug- of- War Tournament over green jello

Wayne: Hey, i think there is only one way for us to settle this argument

Amanda: And how is that exactly?

Wayne: We play a game of Turtle Tug, loser ends up in jello, and the winner will be correct

Amanda: Lets do this!

by Jets554 July 6, 2011