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turkey-buff

Rubbing ones testicles after being stretched into the shape of a turkeys neck
Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed
by SARCHANGELUS September 1, 2018
mugGet the turkey-buffmug.

turkey basterd

A baby made by inseminating a female with a turkey baster
I hear she kept his used condoms to try to make a turkey basterd
by wwx822 July 15, 2014
mugGet the turkey basterdmug.

Turkey towel

Somebody get my turkey towel so I can go find my hand sandwich.
by Snake trap January 17, 2018
mugGet the Turkey towelmug.

turkey dinner

A complicated reverse felch, a Turkey Dinner involves sucking your ejaculate out of your partner's vagina and spitting it into her rectum. She then positions herself over you to push out the ejaculate and feces in a mic that looks like mashed potatoes and gravy... ala a "turkey dinner."
I thought we'd change form our usual Cleveland Steamer ritual tonight for a little turkey dinner!
by SmileDocVic August 24, 2006
mugGet the turkey dinnermug.

Turkey Tracks

Marks left in the toilet after the unloading of a massive deuce.
That one kinda hurt when it came out. I hope I didn't leave any turkey tracks.
by Cole Freese March 27, 2008
mugGet the Turkey Tracksmug.

cold turkey

A way to wuit without using any products or 12 step program. I hear it is very hard and irritating
Bella tried going cold turkey for smoking but gave up three days later
by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007
mugGet the cold turkeymug.

Turkey Day

Thanksgiving is America's very successful attempt at white washing American history (what's new).
Native American's have NOTHING to be thankful for on this lovely day in November, I mean, unless you want to count the small pox infested blankets that almost wiped them out.

On the last day of November American families have the pleasure of gathering around their tables across the country to give thanks. This is a noble act and tradition and should be upheld in spite of the terrible history behind it. In an effort to be sensitive to that history and the beautiful act of practicing gratitude the term "Thanksgiving" has been replaced by some people with "Turkey Day" being as turkeys are a staple in the historically inaccurate fable as well as American tables on this very day.
Decent Human Being 1: Happy Turkey Day!!!
Decent Human Being 2: Thanks! You Too!

Decent Human Being: Ooooh! I cannot wait for Turkey Day
Possibly Willfully Ignorant Human Being: What? Thanksgiving? Why do you call it that?
Decent Human Being: Oh, I recognize the day and appreciate being able to spend time with the family but... because of the history of the day, I guess I refuse to celebrate genocide.
by 3rdEyeOpen November 22, 2019
mugGet the Turkey Daymug.

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