post hardcore

An umbrella genre of punk for any styles that evolved from hardcore punk such as: noisecore, screamo,emocore,mathcore, power violence, crust and many other random words followed by:core

"I can't really catorgorze it, some kind of post hardcore"

by /\/3150/\/ July 31, 2005

post whore

making a large amount of useless shitty threads and posts that piss people off. Post whores have a tendancy to be obnoxious, stupid, and innocently yet painfully annoying.

Fatty23655 is a post whore.

by jzman June 18, 2003

trading post

A sexual act; the act involving a man vomiting over his penis as lubrication for penetration of a female orifice, specifically the anus.

Tyler gave Margaret the old trading post last night, and got spaghetti-o's on his new Persian rug.

by jacob917 October 26, 2006

post-funk

To come back to the place where you held your pre-funk or your final destination of the evening and attempt to revive the party by drinking the remainder of your booze (if there's any to be found). Very easy to do in a drunken stupor!

Sue: We should blow this joint and post-funk at my pad!
Lisa: But I'm already shit-faced!!
Sue: Fuck that! We're taking shots!

by Kakapoto June 9, 2007

n posting

Similar to shitposting but explicitly using black people or racist memes.

Jim you better stop n posting pictures of Nelson Mandela's 13 inch dark dong in my wife's ass before I beat your dick off.

by Nig took my KFC December 23, 2020

soft post

when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots

kaylie: “i’m so content rn, soft post”
E: “you’re cute, soft post”
kaylie: “i wuv u, soft post”

by superduperkayl January 11, 2020

Post-Pwned

When Something is post-poned so many times that you end up exasperated and/or pwned.

May 21st: Hey tonight's party is going to be next Monday because most people can't make it.
May 27th: Hey, we're just going to wait till June 4th so that these people are back from vacation.
June 4th: Sorry you drove all the way out there. I forgot to text you that we moved it to June 10th.
<response> I've been post-pwned!

by that guy you never talk to July 7, 2011