false food

food that is made out of plastic or not real

How much does this FALSE FOOD cost?

by AntIs_Cool November 22, 2017

food auction

The annoying few moments in a sub-par restaurant where a pimple faced and/or ESL food runner stands next to your table asking "who had the <insert entree here>"

I had to endure a 5 minute food auction at Molly's dinner party last night at Appleby's

by MC Johnny P August 21, 2012

Food Withdrawl

The series of symptoms that result from a decrease in, or abrupt stop, in the consumption of food. The common symptoms of food withdrawl may include stomach pain, irritability and if not properly managed, weight loss and death.

"After Mike was discovered on the deserted island, he showed tell-tale signs of food withdrawl and was promptly rushed to the hospital."

by Pock27 November 14, 2011

Food Porn

Gordon Ramsay's whole channel

Gordon Ramsay: *Orgasming about whisking* Nice and creamy

Random Commenter: THIS IS THE EXACT DEFINITON OF FOOD PORN

by A capricious alien god December 19, 2016

holistic food

Natural food that actually heals/cure diseases and or disorders. I.E. Salt settles an upset stomach.

John had cancer until he started eating holistic food.

by Tom Gunn December 8, 2015

Food Tooth

That one spot in between two teeth that always manages to trap food.

I ate chicken wings an hour ago, and I still have some stuck in my food tooth

by WakeupApollo July 17, 2012

kung-food

Any type of asian food or delicacy that has a kick.

Guy: Nigga I'm hungry.

Girl: How bout kung-food?

by Niggastotle March 31, 2021