Thomas Park

A ginger cunt who fakes schizophrenia and really thinks he can beatbox.

People:
Thomas Park: Bootz-and-a-ting-ya--butabutabutabo-ting-ya

by langley park cemetery September 29, 2020

Even-Thomas

A lemon seed known to make a weird sound when you step on it

Person 1 : Hey look i got this lemon seed
Person 2: Check if it's an Even-Thomas and smash it
Person 1: ok
*weird noice*
Person 2: wow
Person 1: How nice

by Coolboy95 January 23, 2020

Thomas the asparagus

a long slender little hoe who resembles an asparagus. bitch-like.

look at Thomas the asparagus over there. ha, loser

by that boy thiccc October 15, 2018

thomas green

Some stupid pretentious niger with a 2 centimeter yellow jondas penis

Wow that fucker sure is a nlgger thomas green

by Big Nlgger man April 22, 2018

William Thomas

An American swimmer who was absolute dogshit at swimming, so he became transgender. He now uses the name "Lia" and absolutely dominates women's swimming, even though he is biologically male. And being biologically male, he is physically larger than all of the women, allowing him to swim much faster than all of them. Not to mention his swimsuit barely fits on him! He might as well be using steroids!!!
Biological women swimmers and several right-wing political figures (including Florida Governor Ron DeSantis) have publicly spoken out against him, calling for him to be permanently blacklisted and stripped of his awards. He is widely considered the "Lance Armstrong of Swimming" among his detractors.

WILLIAM THOMAS IS A MAN

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 6, 2022

kady thomas

A perfect girl, who is already with her future husband

Look there’s kady thomas, isn’t she beautiful

by igglepiggle2021 March 11, 2021

Thomas Okubo

Thomas Okubo is a asshole. He that guy who you find cute and endearing at first and then he opens his mouth a couple months later and makes you wonder- How tf did I like this guy - however then you relapse and are back in his hands until you realize he's still an asshole. Depending on the type of girl you are this will either keep happening or you will actually get over his ass.

Angelica- Is that Thomas Okubo?
Jasmine- Shush. Don't say the rat's name it might come over here.

by Jasmine Darling November 21, 2018