wank dial

when you accidentally knock your phone in your pocket while having a wank.
*Phone rings*

Friend: Hello

Wanker: *FAP FAP FAP FAP* Oh shit.

Friend: What the hell were you doing?

Wanker: Sorry, I must have wank dialed you
by T Bone. October 08, 2010
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tit wank

The act in which a male places his erect penis in between a womans breasts and then the woman pushes them in out towards the erect penis. The man rubs his penis up and down the chest causing a perl neclase to leave the mans bell end, and form around the front of the chest of the woman. During such a proccess the woman does not orgasm
After making my cliterus intense, i repaid him by giving him a tit wank, him being so generous offered me a pearl neckless also for which i repaid him with head.
by JakeDaniels September 06, 2005
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Tactical Wank

The masturbation used right before having sex. Used to ensure that a cock-slap does not occur. As made famous by The Inbetweeners.
Simon: What if I can't get it up?
Jay: Nah, don't worry, nip off and have a tactical wank now
by kiillrz December 15, 2011
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crafty wank

The act of masterbating in secret without anybody noticing. Usually done behind a bush or whilst peering through a gap in the blinds, looking directly at the subject of your filthy attention. A real art when perfected.
I saw a cracking looking girl on the sidewalk outside my house yesterday and couldn't resist knocking off a crafty wank from my bedroom as she stood there!
by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006
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Frank Wank

A) A person who tricks young women into having sex with them, by telling him he is a porn executive. In all reality he is not.
B) A kick ass dude who forces women to lick his asshole.
"She licked you asshole, you're such a Frank Wank!" said Jordan.
by Dai Xen July 25, 2006
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fret wanking

The art of playing twiddly crap sounding guitar solos , often with frantic wrist action , hence the comparison to wanking .
"all that fret wanking sounds shit"
by jess November 15, 2004
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Wisdom Wank

Never make a decision regarding a relationship while under a sexual trance. Rub one off and then decide on what to do about the girl who thinks that it "must be more than a booty call"
"I was going to date Sheryl, but a good ol' wisdom wank through that out the window".
by MURHLICK July 29, 2015
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