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Tard Chariot

A: "I heard Amber got into a really bad car accident the other day."
B: "Lol, you think she's rocking a tard chariot now?"
A: "Why are you like this?"
B: "I have problems emphathizing with other people as a result of years of domestic abuse at the hands of my alcoholic parents."
A: "Damn."
by Dr Dalton March 17, 2021
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Goku tard

A mf who says goku solos when he doesn’t and d rides him 24/7 and is one of gokus million boyfriends who have no life and sit at their pc and debate on any platform most likely discord bc there’s so many "egirls" for them to catch when They can’t get real girls bc they look like edps long lost brothers.they do be so fat that when they go to sleep they need to put bricks under their beds so it doesn’t break,not only that they also have a body pillow of their "waifu" or goku that’s something called weird and cringy.they probably wear gokus outfit to school and get bullied everyday,even by the teacher which is in fact just sad like how can u be this nerdy.
Im a goku tard.
by mf with a big schlong September 7, 2021
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Flid tard

Ethan saupe
by Jos3pibrown November 10, 2016
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Typical Tard

A slow person who expects you to look everything up online even though they have Google.
This typical tard expects you to look everything up for the even though they have Google.
by BadMrSnake August 8, 2020
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Half a tard

A partially handicap person, someone who is special in their own way, but not quite full blown retard.
Bro I can't believe Daniel is jumping on the Patriots bandwagon since they won the Super Bowl. He must be a half a tard.
by Whale? March 4, 2015
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tard market

name given to online community that sells crap - tard being short for retards in the light hearted sense
Discogs.com is a tard market
by DJ Wechat April 6, 2017
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Slow-tarded

Omg Becky ur slow-tarded
by Gucci Mane in 2006 February 19, 2020
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