shart

shart

It's not a shit, it's not
a fart, it's just a shart.

by xkiperz June 18, 2023

Shart

Shart is when you fart and a poopy slips out onto the floor

I just sharted

I love when I Shart and the poop is green and lumpy on the floor

by I love eating Shart June 27, 2023

Shart

When one farts and a flying brown lump is ejected into the sky, it then can land on anyone or anything in the vicinity.

When I Shart the felling of the slippery stuff that slips through into the sky

by I love eating Shart June 27, 2023

French shart fungus

A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.

Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus

by Fivenightsatfnaf69 September 24, 2025

Sawed off shart gun

A risky fart when you've have diarrhea all day.

I'm not a gambling man so I probably shouldnt unload this sawed off shart gun in the car

by Silver tongued liar November 7, 2025

Sharted my shoes

When you leave your shoes on the floor and wake up in the morning, then put your feet in them and feel something squishy and stinky

“AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE SHARTED MY SHOES!”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”

by mrbenzadrine November 17, 2025

Blast Shart

The explosive and poop-laden fart after an illness. The force of built up methane and the loosening of the sphincter cause a benign fart to become a brown and stinky Trojan Horse for your underpants.

Interviewee: “BRO! I just blast shart! Do you smell that? Do you smell it?”

Interviewer: “… unfortunately, we’re going to be considering other candidates.”

by scun-of-sealing December 1, 2025