Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!
The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.
by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 04, 2023
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ming liang

a piece of shit that doesnt understand the time to say or do something. everyone loves him but more people hate him. he thinks hes funny but hes not and whenever he tries to do something it always goes to shit.
oh look over there its a ming liang, everyone remove your brains now or your head will be in for some shit.
by fat liang July 04, 2020
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chao ming

40th MRF CC best trainee
Wah! I want to become just like Chao Ming!
by PehPengKhoon November 23, 2021
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Personal minge dealer

To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.
by louisja May 18, 2019
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Office minge

Smelly odour from a girls poontang after a hard day at the office
Female version of chefs arse
Coworker asks what’s that smell? Probably my office minge, it’s been a long day
by Paula Droopy tits July 09, 2021
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Minge Mucus

Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.
Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...
by SourceConsciousness December 08, 2019
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Wall of Minge

When a woman cock-blocks another woman ie, the female version of a cock-block.
Girl get with him, I'm goin' to erect Wall of Minge on that bitch's ass
by Minge Ninja November 23, 2011
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