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joe griffith

A mythical creature that can only be summoned by a group of at least 10 middle school students, a cup of yogurt, and a student typing /summon entity:(Joe_Griffith), ~10 ~20 ~240 into Minecraft pocket edition. The exact details of the ceremony were lost with the burning of the necronomicon, but an approximate recreation of the ceremony goes as follows.

1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.

After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.
"Oh, hey Joe Griffith!"
"Call me Pharoah Joe."
by KaironeyBaloney June 6, 2019
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Danny-joe

Quite simply he's lovely, kind and polite. And never smiles to make you laugh and smile.

P.S. Can sometimes but rarely get angry.

Oh and he's an atheist.
Danny-joe: ha ha ha nobody knows what my job is. I don't even know!
by glowien January 31, 2014
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Thirsty Joe

When a man is deprived of sex for an unreasonable amount of time by his angry girlfriend but he is honor bound so he resorts to creepshots at the local college Target. Then proceeds to get caught by his girlfriend. Ironically destroying his honor.
Johnny: Damn bruh, Becky is so pissed because I got caught taking creepshots at the Target when I said I was picking up baby formula.

Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
by geederd October 29, 2022
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Joe bartolozzi

by Queen dead lol💀 September 15, 2022
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Joe Bidin

A stupid way of saying the POTUS's name
Joe Bidin went to Bali G20 last week.
by 123rrr1234r November 17, 2022
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Joe Spawnn

Joe Spawnn, not to get confused with "Sleep Joe" is the coolest Teacher, Business Owner, and Fatherly Figures in the world, despite insulting his students every week in class, Joe Spawnn should be the type of person everyone inspires to be!
Person 1: DUDE WE HAVE JOE SPAWNN FOR OUR TEACHER THIS YEAR!

Person 2: NO WAY! I HEAR HE ONCE MEET THE QWEEN OF ENGLAND!!

Person 1: Yeah, that sure sounds like him!
by big _brain_me January 25, 2022
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Joe-tistic

A special type of Autism for people named Joey
Man he is fucked up in the head! He has to be Joe-tistic
by HahaJoey May 11, 2023
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