ball hat

Putting your balls on your girls head, giving her a ball hat.

yo i gave that hoe a ball hat!!

by steezinnn March 4, 2022

Texan Hat

When a man folds a flacid penis in the eye of another man/woman.

Gerry turned to Kate and tiring of the blowjob she was trying to give him decided to give her a texan hat instead. Well, after the night he'd been through he certainly deserved it.

by tapler October 17, 2012

sleuth hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because the famous sleuth,or detective,Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.

Mike,Wade,Eric,Pat,Gary,Musa,Brock,Todd,Tony,and Andrew are all sporting sleuth hats. Such impressive headgear!

by JMC70 January 11, 2017

Hard Hat

Placing an erect penis on top of a women’s head. Hence giving her a hard hat.

Now sit still so I can give you a hard hat

by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018

drop hats

When something is as astonishing as a gentleman would drop his hat off
Also "hats off"

LONG HAIR, SHORT BUTT, THIGHBROW? DROP HATS!

by the42minutes October 1, 2015

Sorting Hat

When the man you're fucking screams out the Hogwarts House you belong in

Jason gave me the Sorting Hat last night, turns out I'm a Hufflepuff!

by WarpedSavant April 1, 2023

Pirates hat

When you have sex on the beach and get a sandy vagina

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach

by Fudgeon2 June 14, 2018