Rug-closet

Taking clothes that you are too lazy to put away and stuffing them under a rug.

Sophia put her clothes in her rug-closet to clean her room faster.

by Wathay6908 November 15, 2016

Domain Expansion: Closet of Pain

The ultimate attack of an Asian Dad

Asian Kid: *Gets an F*
Asian Dad: That's It, no holding back 領域拡大：痛みのクローゼット (Japanese for domain expansion: Closet of Pain)

by Luigi is the creator of earth October 30, 2024

closet hopper

A gay one hopping into another gay ones closet whilst jacking off

Mark is such a closet hopper

by Assclapper6969 July 4, 2019

Closet Smut

n. Smut that lives in your closet. Often a super attractive whore who comes out only when she is called upon for a good sex.

A. "Dude I could really use a blow job"
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"

A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut

by KyleHall15 January 13, 2011

Closet Lay

when a person still isn't out of the closet but still has sexual intercourse with the same gender

" Joseph is such a Closet Lay , he had a one night stand with Joe but still isn't out yet"

by sexyboisex September 25, 2019

Closet

Something that ethan really likes to hide in

I'm in the closet is what ethan says alot

by Potatoknishes888 May 21, 2020

closet swiftie

It's like a gay person just as a taylor swift fan

Dude, I think *name* is a closet swiftie

by timtheweirdman January 30, 2024