Sexual Act. Getting a Blow Job and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into her eye, then when she stands up, you kick her lightly in the shin making her go "Arghh" while holding her eye closed and hopping on one leg.
I heard that Mike gave his girl a Captain Morgan the other night. She appears to be walking like she has a peg leg today."
by Mathers 1 August 18, 2008
Get the Captain Morganmug. The most evil cartoon ever made. It has subliminal messages in it to brainwash kids into not drving, not using the air conditioner, not killing animals, not turning the light on (is this guy fucked up or what?!) and being an eviormental terrorist.
If kids didn't watch Captain Planet when they were young then the country wouldn't be in shit right now.
by weirdgirl June 13, 2003
Get the captain planetmug. When there is more than one seat in an area, and one of those seats is much better than the others and you take over that seat and "dominate" it.
by KaosFreak February 29, 2008
Get the Captain Kirkin'mug. by madjack July 13, 2004
Get the Captain Scarletmug. by chalk5oda2oy December 16, 2016
Get the Captain D'smug. A well brought up young man sporting a deliberately dishevelled look. Accessories may include old mannish articles such as a ripped Barbour, a pipe, and some form of hat.
Check out that guy Crispin wearing the Peruvian hat with the tassels and smoking a pipe. Such a Captain Trampy!
by Little1/Squit November 24, 2011
Get the Captain Trampymug. leader of the Seamen of the South- notorious for navigating the ship and for giving orders. Likes to get caught in traffic
AKA the Captain
AKA the Captain
by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004
Get the Captain Munchmug.