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salt the pineapple

A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.
by Heavy Hammer March 15, 2016
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SALT

Fake sugar, creating the appearance of generosity or of affection in exchange for generosity, without the intention or ability of following through, or in an attempt to take advantage, or clumsily due to ignorance or inexperience.
That sugar daddy was all salt, made like he was inviting me out to some top shelf place, but that joint was beat, he showed up in last year's gear driving a cracked-up Daewoo, and he had nothing else for me.
by SebastienRio April 4, 2016
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Salt shaker

A sex act where a woman is riding a Male, standing reverse cowgirl style. The man then creampies her and she then starts to twerk shaking all the sperm out of her like a salt shaker.
Kyle-"bro I was fuckin this girl and came in her and then she started to do the salt shaker everywhere"
by Oqeefe July 1, 2019
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Extreme Salt

When people around you RAGE soooo bad that you can feel the physical sensation of saltiness in your tongue.
by Diable-Vache November 7, 2019
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Asshole salt

The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.
Fuck Asshole salt just got in my chips
by BirdMan3110 November 10, 2019
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Salted pretzel

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.
Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there
by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019
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The salt shaker

Applying salt to your tongue before giving a blowjob to suppress your gag reflex
Shazza shook the salt shaker vigourously to dispense salt on her tongue before she swallowed Damos schlong
by Oh honey no May 11, 2019
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