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Mario

A mario came at me .
by Sikeuletz_14 October 27, 2020
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mario manifesto

The rise of Mario mains in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate; Objectively better than the Falco agenda.
Tryhard: Have you heard of the Falco Agenda? It means that Falco is really good! And it onl . . .
Cool guy: I'm more of a Mario Manifesto man myself. *proceeds to take the tryhard to dunkin donuts.*
by Daman is Dendy November 1, 2022
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Mario

Wannabe skateboarder who likes corn dogs and hot pockets who also thinks everything other than jack in the box and joji is mid
Mario is a silly corn dog
by Mario's Cock November 16, 2022
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Mario is a tire

Its something that happens when Mario says i am a tire it's so shaking in my boots that i shitted my pants and i am bored
by imma a tire September 8, 2025
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Mario

Mario
The sweetest guy you'll ever meet! He will treat you like a princess! And he is amazing in every way! He will always offer things even if you tell him not to. He makes an amazing boyfriend and any girl is lucky to have him. You will never want to lose him because you'll fall so deeply in love that you will never want to part ways! He is hot, sexy, cute, sweet, loyal, honest, awesome, STRONG, funny, and has a great personality! Everyone and anyone will fall for him! He is definately the one i want to spend the rest of my life with and i can't wait for us to live happily ever after :)
love you Mario
by Shokja November 22, 2021
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Mario

A 40 something year old italian plumber that is trying to date a 17 year old girl named princess peach.
Guy: Hey dude, do you wanna play super mario?

Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.

Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.
by Ryan Burrus is gay October 24, 2022
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Mario

Mario has 100% a big cock and gets every woman horny. He doesn’t do anything special to impress a woman, his big balls make him cool.
OH MY GOD ALEXA!LOOK AT MARIO ENTERING THE CLUB. MY PANTIES ARE SO WET.
by badboyboy November 20, 2021
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