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toilet ham

its just a piece of ham on a toilet aka toilet ham
by mr georgy the handgun September 28, 2023
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Ham Wonjin

Ham Wonjin is the sweetest boy in the world. Aswell as being sweet he’s so cute, funny and hardworking. He is the type to play and joke around but will get what he needs to do done. He’s really talented and is good at so many things. Whether it’s baseball, dancing or singing he can do it all. He’ll love and appreciate you as long as you don’t give him tomatoes! (fyi he hates them)
Fan: “hey.. do you know Ham Wonjin?”

Stranger: “you mean the sweetest boy in the world, the one from Cravity? Yeah!

Fan: “yes that’s him omg!!”
by cravity best boys November 22, 2021
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Ham Hut

When one burns there asshole and it blossoms into a ham flower and looks like a Chinese hut given the name Ham Hut.
1. That bitch got a "Ham Hut"
2. Is the a ballon or a ham hut
by Hamhuts December 20, 2020
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ham in a gash

a disturbing vagina with a visual similarity to a slice of ham folded and stuck into a deep cut.
"She's cool and all, but she's got ham in a gash."
by Dhik Hedd February 24, 2021
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Smoking a ham

The act of farting past a turd in your ass
I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.

I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.
by Boogie 63 March 9, 2021
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Jon Hammed

A step above being hammed (hammered).
Guy 1: Hey buddy, you hammed?

Guy 2: Oh I’m Jon Hammed
by Tyroil Smoothie-Wallace II March 10, 2021
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Burlington Ham

This is the act of shoving your own testicles.into your anus, using all natural honey as lube.
Damn, jack had a few Burlington hams this weekend.
by KimbosBellyButton April 5, 2021
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