Van Drivers

A short fat bald man who drives big fans to intimidate other workers on site.

Van Drivers Feel threatened by kids and bigger men and are often nervous

by Take the weather February 12, 2018

Bus Driver

When a man at a cemetery dressed as a nun is receiving anal sex from a man dressed as God.

"Haha" says the man removing his God costume, "I'm the guy from the bus"
"Haha" says the nun removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver"

by RBK4LIFE May 26, 2018

digital driver

A car driver who resists the analog world, proving a curve *is* a sequence of straight lines, and that incessant acceleration mixed with braking approximates a smooth highway speed. Most often found by locating the guy with car-sick passengers.

That drive back from the bar with Leo nearly made me hurl -- he's such a digital driver! Nearly killed the hula girl on the dash.

by Frogman Tim1 September 20, 2011

Truck drivers

The new excuse for prices of everything going up, though prices of things not delivered by trucks, such as rent or TV streaming/cable is also going up a faster rate in the last year or so than it had the years before, when things had been somewhat steady.

The people making a fortune off the pandemic aren't limited to price gouging items on the internet websites or in stores, they also raise prices for the same TV service for example, and would still cut a few channels from the list of channels you had so that you don't really have any realistic options besides terminating service or paying more. Saying there are a shortage of truck drivers (a problem created by the same people making money off masks/vaccines/medical supplies and restrictions/rules/laws/mandates/guidelines they created) is just another excuse for them to take more money than they already are from people, and give nothing back to them.

by The Original Agahnim August 27, 2021

Frontseat Driver

A man has vaginal sex while she drops a deuce.

I was the frontseat driver with Trixy last night.

by Zz131zZ May 21, 2020

Somalian Driver’s License

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.

My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.

by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025

Scape-Driver

To drive aggressively, or carelessly, causing accidents or forcing other drivers to swerve, brake suddenly, or take some type of defensive action. At the same time swearing at them and blaming everyone else for the situation. Passing 20 cars in a lane that everyone knows ends ahead, and saying "that bi*%h cut me off!" or "Oh I know you're gonna let me in there!"

Man john is such a crappy driver, he almost killed us yesterday, but he's allways got a scape-driver to take the blame.

by lostlyricist February 4, 2010