dutch astronaut

A software developer who is never gonna make it

That guy is a total Dutch astronaut. He thinks he’s going to finish that PR.

by rogercupcakes November 28, 2017

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dutch seam

During intercourse the female partner shits on the male penis, the male then uses his flaccid penis to smear the poop into the females buttcrack, to a smooth beaded seam.

Mike: Dude I laid the cleanest dutch seam in this Persian "hooker" last night, shoulda been there!

by LayingSeams March 15, 2019

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Dutch Anal

When you trap a fart in your partner's asshole with your cock.

Sarah's fat ass ate a taco twelve pack from T-bell, so I gave her Dutch Anal to keep her from stinking up the room.

by Ol Dirty Dingus June 10, 2018

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Dutch Dragon

When you drag your balls across your partners face. And in doing so you also fart during the act.

Alex: Dude, Cathy let me give her a Dutch dragon last night!
Bill: No way bro! How'd it go?
Alex: I left a skid mark and covered her face afterwards to give her an additional dutch oven.

by Arxs2242 December 10, 2022

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Dutch Windmill

When two people sit face to face, one on the others lap and defecate into the toilet basin at the same time, legs spread in all four directions forming a windmill.

“Hey Gaz are you going to be long in there, I’m touching cloth here mate?”
“Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.

by Guignol September 12, 2021

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dutch hippo

when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake

hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.

by Becky Conchers April 2, 2023

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