Cain church is a 14 year old born march 28 2010 and lives in remsenburg-speonk new york. he is very jewish and gets made fun of every day for it. cain church was put on probation for three months for criminal mischief
by Cain Church December 06, 2024
The Fandom of Jeet Kune Do.
"If I say anything bad about it I would be excommunicated from The Church of Jeet Kune Do" - Ramsey Dewey.
by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023
Repeated public lies that reveal a rhetorical pattern where simply to misinform is not sufficient; rather, one's lies must be as close as possible to the exact opposite of the truth, prompting speculation that this represents a form of worship for the inversion of truth.
Senator Doubledown smiled as he held up a snowball before his peers. "Looks like it's getting colder to me," he said, simultaneously securing a promotion to cardinal in The Church of the Big 180 (CoB 180).
by jimbo92107 May 22, 2015
Easter Sunday is also known as Church Prom day due to the prevalence of people attending church looking their best.
by GOPhater April 09, 2023
Body type of your adolescent church crush - modest but seductive; looks great in a pair of jeans; girl next door; wifey material.
by mellowd June 24, 2021
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024