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Tessa

Tessa is the most perfect girl you can ever meet. She is the most loving girl ever with a beautiful smile that can make any day better. She is kind, sweet, funny, loving, adorable and everything anyone would ever want in a girl. Even though she sometimes doesn’t see how perfect she really is, everyone else does. She deserves the world
“Wow that girl is perfect
“It must be Tessa”
by Cayden vd April 26, 2020
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Test me

An amazing song by Melanie Martinez,it’s about the challenges of life
Person:what’s your favorite song from Melanie Martinez’s after school?

Other person:test me
by Dasangdfghhai HD swcuudf January 24, 2021
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Tess

BAMF. outgoing. narcotic. fucked up. insecure. emotional. restless. discontent. passive aggressive. people pleaser. user. abuser. honest. blonde. scared. peter pan. blunt. judgmental. intuitive. right. protective. owned. loved. hated. famous. hater. true. embarrassing. proud. Doesn’t take shit from anyone.
tess of the d'urbervilles
by DR031ISE* July 26, 2009
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Tents

An interjection to let the receiver know they are making the speaker pitch a tent.

The exclamation can be gender neutral and may be used by either sex due to the covert nature in which it is employed.

Common usage is found among co-ed camping trips of youth attempting to conceal their true intentions from eavesdropping adults through subverting camping-associated terminology.
Tents!
by Benejeseret May 31, 2009
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Fresh Test

The act of fingering a girl's asshole while in a public place, usually a bar or club. If she lets you finger her coal hole in public, you know that she will have sex with you. Also, if your fingers do not smell after the insertion then you know she is clean and therefore passes the test. A poopy or smelly finger is a failure of the fresh test and the prize must be discarded for it is tainted with doody. This move is best done while wearing 2 wife beaters and dog tags.
Yo so I was at the bar looking mad jacked and I fresh tested this girl but she failed so I went home and watched the Falcons game on DVR. Later I dreamt of fresh testing Matt Ryan because he would never fail the fresh test and neither would the Silver Fox Mike Smith.
by Goody Blue Steel July 13, 2010
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Go tensile test yourself

Engineer's euphemism of "Go f--- yourself".

A tensile test is where make a special specimen of whatever material you want to test, and you put it in a tensile testing machine. The machine slowly strains (elongates) the specimen and measures how the specimen responds, ie how much force it goes under. The machine makes a graph of the stress-strain behavior, where stress is force divided by the cross-section area of the specimen.

This is the very finest way to tell an engineer to get lost.
Asian guy: "meselfs, can you help me with my thermodynamics homework? I suck and I need to leech off of you."

meselfs: "Go tensile test yourself."
by meselfs May 22, 2005
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tess

yeah she is small but she has such a nice smile. she hasnt met her soul mate yet but dw hes small too
tess is gorgeous
by youdontknowwhoiamsostopguessin November 17, 2019
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