Shower Tech

When you turn the shower so hot that it starts to steam up the whole room. While you are jerking off in the shower and when you bust with the heat and steam you pass out due too lack of oxygen from the steam and the pressure from busting all over the showers walls.

Yeah Trent I'll hop on Overwatch after I hit the Shower Tech real quick.

by datboyjay October 3, 2025

Nike Tech Demon

a dude who wears a nike tech and does funny shit and identifies as a Nike Tech Demon

Whats your name? Nike Tech Demon.

by Nike Tech Demon September 25, 2023

A Marchodel Tech

To touch or use modified techniques(Tech Freakouts,Ointment,Latino lube) To please anyman that has the name Marcels tiny chode

Omg did you here that Jessica gave a marchodel tech to the mentalmidgetmarcel….. No way that’s disgusting

by Chodelasaul erectis August 12, 2024

tech ten

An ugly fat chick that would be a 1 anywhere besides Michigan tech university

That girl was eye fucking me but nah, she's a tech ten and we ain't in the u.p.

by MSU 111 April 18, 2016

Tech

“Tech”
Word for saying something is sick and cool
(Can also be used to call a vape)

“Yo bro tonight’s literally been a movie, shit was tech asf”
“Yo bro check out this tech it domes hard as fuck”
“You boys wanna run the bar” -yeah bro that sounds tech asf

by Dxout November 2, 2025

Tech Surge

Tech Surge is a made up word for what the Government does to fix a website that cost 100 times more than it should have and took 3 years to build.

The President announced a "Tech Surge" to fix the Health Care Website after the primary contractor was unable to complete the website for $196 million.

by Ahkmed Ptooey November 19, 2013

tech-savvish

A person who knows stuff about computers, sorta. The sort of guy to look up how to fix a blue screen and claim he's a borderline genius.

He talks about disk partitions like he's the hot shit, but that tech-savvish nerd learned that on the Microsoft forums.

by DoctorDont February 2, 2021