Goku tard

A mf who says goku solos when he doesn’t and d rides him 24/7 and is one of gokus million boyfriends who have no life and sit at their pc and debate on any platform most likely discord bc there’s so many "egirls" for them to catch when They can’t get real girls bc they look like edps long lost brothers.they do be so fat that when they go to sleep they need to put bricks under their beds so it doesn’t break,not only that they also have a body pillow of their "waifu" or goku that’s something called weird and cringy.they probably wear gokus outfit to school and get bullied everyday,even by the teacher which is in fact just sad like how can u be this nerdy.
by mf with a big schlong September 07, 2021
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Jar-tard

some one who struggles to open a jar
Billy-I cant open this jar!
Tommy-your a Jar-tard!
by SLAP'a'DODLE May 20, 2016
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Typical Tard

A slow person who expects you to look everything up online even though they have Google.
This typical tard expects you to look everything up for the even though they have Google.
by BadMrSnake August 08, 2020
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Credit Tard

A person that uses one credit card to pay on another credit card.
I am guilty of being a Credit Tard.
by PoolGuyMr7 April 16, 2019
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Fuck-tarded

After amazing sex, a feeling of bliss so euphoric that you are unable to function -you are fucked so good that you feel retarded
Sex with Levi is fire, he just left and I'm still fuck-tarded.
by PrincessHeather April 10, 2023
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Half a tard

A partially handicap person, someone who is special in their own way, but not quite full blown retard.
Bro I can't believe Daniel is jumping on the Patriots bandwagon since they won the Super Bowl. He must be a half a tard.
by Whale? March 05, 2015
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tard market

name given to online community that sells crap - tard being short for retards in the light hearted sense
Discogs.com is a tard market
by DJ Wechat April 06, 2017
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